Fresh as fuck this morning
Slowbeef said this as a joke, but I would be 10000000% cool with this.
MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME
I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD
Read it again: EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN. Yes, that includes women.
How to (not) protect you and your beloved from the rain with your school blazer.